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《美国偶像》评委的损人语录

  美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像(American Idol)》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称,今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。

  It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building。

  听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。

  I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up。

  如果你再不闭嘴,我就向里面甩个鱼钩。

  That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!

  你的表演很特别。不幸的是,特别地差劲。

  You have just invented a new form of torture。

  你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。

  If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you。

  如果你生活在2000年前, 唱成这样,人们会向你扔石头。

  There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore。

  人类能承受的惩罚是有限的,我再也无法忍受了。

  You killed my favorite。

  我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。

  It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it。

  你不唱它的时候,它是首好歌。

  You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger。

  你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。

  I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song。

  你唱歌的时候,看起来处在半睡眠状态。

  I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian。

  我一个字也听不懂,你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。

  Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance。

  想象一下,一头驴与22匹马赛跑,你一点机会都没有。

  It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate。

  你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶,而是一箱那么多。

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